How to
How to claim Owner of the Internet
· 4 min read
The steps
You bring a name and a website. You claim the crown. The homepage promotes you. Your site is the picture. HTTPS only — we don’t rewrite http for you.
You do not own the internet in any legal sense. You own the loudest chair on this URL until someone else takes it. That honesty is why people don’t immediately hate it.
What you’ll see, and what can go wrong
We load your real site so you never upload a fake preview. If you care about craft, that’s the nice part. If your homepage is slow or broken at the top, that’s the mean part.
There’s no guaranteed duration. Someone can take it tonight. When they do, you still show up on previous owners. Questions about who we are go on who runs this.
Common questions
- How do I become Owner of the Internet?
- Open the homepage, submit your name and an HTTPS website, and claim the crown. You sit until someone else submits a valid claim.
- How long do I stay on the homepage?
- Until the next person claims it. There is no guaranteed duration. That’s why people watch it.
- What do I actually own?
- The promotional throne on ruletheinternet.lol. Not the internet, not anyone else’s domain, not a trademark in the phrase unless you already have one.
Claim the homepage
Be Owner of the Internet.
Name and an https link. You sit on ruletheinternet.lol until someone else claims it. Free. No bid.